Best Sex Doll Shops - Buy Cheap Love Dolls & Sex Robots

I want to buy realistic sex dolls online at the cheapest possible price!

There comes a time in every man’s life when the sex doll he built out of garbage bags, bike tires and old Pringles cans simply doesn’t cut it anymore. In the old days, you could just hit up the local sex shop for an inflatable fat lady or one of those plastic faces with the fuck-hole mouth. Why settle for that old-timey shit, though? The original RealDoll debuted in the mid-‘90s, and the technology has come a long fucking way since then. Gone are the days of banging a lopsided pillow with a pretty lady’s face on it. Nowadays, you can get a super realistic sex doll that looks exactly like your dream girl.

Of course, if you’re planning on dropping a grand or more on a high-end toy to stick your dick in, you want to get the best doll for the best price. There are a lot of bad deals and outright ripoffs in the rich-guy masturbation industry, but I’ve hand-selected the absolute best sex doll shops around the world and put them in this handy dandy little list. They’ve got huge, varied selections and countless levels of customization, quick shipping and excellent customer service, and of course, the cheapest prices you’re going to find on a babe who won’t do dishes but is DTF 24-7 and doesn’t mind the butt stuff.

What kind of lifelike sex dolls can I buy online?

Oh my god, dude, just wait until you fucking see what they’ve got on the menu. You can buy a sexy big-boobed blonde or thick-bottomed brunette right off the rack, or you can customize your simulated babe from her pretty head to her mouthwatering little toes. Choose her face, body type and height, skin tone and hair color, pube style or bald twat, and even what kind of fuckable orifices she has.

Or maybe you’re something of a freak, which is totally fine. They’ve got you sexual deviates covered with BBW sex dolls on one end of the spectrum and 18+ teeny tiny petites on the other. There are male fuckdolls for the queers and broads, as well as trannies for those who prefer their chicks with dicks. The neckbeards, weeaboos and Redditors can even spring for an elf-eared nymphette or a big-eyed anime princess slut come to life, or at least come to lifelike silicone and TPE.

Oh, speaking of, one of the biggest decisions you’ll face is whether to go silicone or TPE. TPE is the cheaper option, but it’s still super realistic and fuckable. It’s softer, which means joints are more flexible, and even better, you get more realistic jiggling of the titties and ass. TPE is porous and less durable, so you’ll have to be more careful when cleaning it. Silicone dolls are a little harder to the touch, but more durable and often more refined. You can take a bath with your silicone girlfriend without melting her, and some companies offer heating systems for an even more realistic lay.

How does sex feel like with a silicone, robot or TPE sex doll compared to a real woman?

Arguably better than the real thing. Their pussies, mouths and buttholes are modeled after actual human female anatomy, but designed specifically for maximum masturbatory stimulation. If you’ve ever banged a good pocket pussy, maybe you’re already familiar with the suction effect you can achieve sticking your ding-dong in one of those love holes. I’ve had some pretty fucking mediocre blowjobs on Tinder, but since a sex doll doesn’t have to breathe, she never has to loosen that vacuum.

How do I clean a sex doll?

That’s a really good, really fucking important question, especially if you let your anime waifu pillow get all crusty and stinky and rotten. The sex dolls you’ll find below are kind of a big investment, and besides, you want to keep them in a gorgeous, tightly fuckable condition. You’ll typically get a little cleaning kit and some instructions, but I imagine you’ll want to know what you’re getting into before you pull the trigger.

One of the most useful tools is going to be a vaginal irrigator, aka a turkey baster, douche, or enema. In a pinch, you can use a squirt bottle. You can flush out your doll’s twat, pooper and mouth with water right after pumping it full of cum. Start your flush with cold water, then do a rinse with warm water and soap. A detachable shower head with multiple stream settings can also work similar wonders.

A loofa on a stick is another useful tool in the doll-fucker’s arsenal, for pretty obvious reasons. After you douche out the artificial woman who lives in your closet, gently jam that up her ass and other orifices. Make sure you buy a soft one, so you don’t fuck up your doll.

What's the life span of a sex doll?

It really depends on how often you’re banging her and how well you’re taking care of her. I once saw a documentary about dudes in long-term “committed” relationships with realistic sex dolls, and it made me wonder how long those silicone babes were really going to last. Well, the companies who make these things say they’ll typically last between 2 and 10 years, depending on wear and tear. As mentioned earlier, the silicone girls are probably going to last longer than the TPE babes, just thanks to the durability of the material.

Can my love doll be repaired, if I damage it?

In many cases, yes, but it will depend on what kind of damage you’ve done. Because of the way some of these dolls are built, it’s sometimes just a matter of swapping out a part; RealDoll faces, for example, can be replaced in a matter of seconds. Repair kits for other issues are available for a low cost, and some companies will even send them for free if you only need minor repairs. If you’ve really fucked her up, burnt her or crushed her to pieces, you’re probably out of luck, but more elaborate repairs are possible if you’re willing to send her in.

How does the shipping process happen?

The same as with anything else you order online: DHL, UPS, or FedEx are the usual options, and your sex toy comes in a big, discreet, human-sized box that people will assume is either a corpse or furniture, depending on how well they know you. You can usually have it held at the closest shipping facility if you think it’d be less conspicuous. Custom dolls may take a few weeks to ship, but the off-the-shelf models ship quickly.

You may have noticed several Chinese companies on this list, and that’s because it’s often cheaper to get them from the source. I’ve made sure to choose sites that have cost-effective shipping options, so some of these guys offer free overseas shipping and will even cover the customs duties and taxes.

PornDude, is there any way that you can give me a discount?

Yeah, I wish these realistic sex dolls were cheaper, too. I’m always reaching out and trying to wrangle the very best deals for readers of ThePornDude. These sex doll shops don’t always want to work with me and cut you a break, but wherever possible, I’ve rolled the coupon right into the links you’ll find below. All you need to do to cash in is make sure you start here when you’re shopping for your new TPE girlfriend.

Is it possible to get a refund, if I'm not satisfied with my purchase?

These are some big-ticket items, so I understand your concern. At the same time, they’re designed for lubing up and fucking, so they can’t exactly put Silicone Sally back on the shelf after you’ve spent even just one intimate night with her. There are different degrees of satisfaction guaranteed, though, so you’ll want to look over the fine print before clicking that final PLACE ORDER button. Most importantly, you need to inspect the hell out of that fake pornstar as soon as you get her and before you do any naughty stuff, at which point your refund options really fall off.

PornDude, MGTOW for life! I can't wait to buy a sex robot that'll make all my fantasies cum true!

A grand or two seems like a big investment on something to cum inside until you think about how much it costs to have a girlfriend, or worse, a wife. Not only are these sex dolls hyper-realistic and hotter than any of the local fatties who have gotten desperate enough to bang you, but they don’t complain about getting cum for dinner instead of going out to a nice restaurant. Goddamn, the more I think of it, the more of a fucking value these sexbots are!

Some of you are still just window shopping, but either way, you should bookmark this page. I’ll keep it updated as I find worthwhile sex doll shops with beautiful silicone sluts and TPE hotties, good prices and easy shipping. Whether you come back tomorrow or come back in a year, you’ll always find your best high-end sex doll options right here.