Vintage Porn Sites - Free Retro Sex & Classic Porn Movies

Vintage sex? Is this the old-time fap material that my parents jerked off to in the 60's, 70's, 80's and 90's?

Correct, mofo! Welcome to our vintage porn category, the golden age of porno, an old-school place where you will see the best classic porn tubes and websites in this XXX niche online. Those natural big titties, pics of juicy big asses, hairy pussy pictures, the stockings, the joy of interracial lesbian scenes and those epic cheesy lines in hardcore taboo movies. Also the naughty roleplay taboo stories with a perverted family group sex party between daughter, son, mom and dad will for sure make you understand why I like the classic porno videos in this category so much more than modern XXX clips.

Did you know that the German, French, Italian and Danish porno industry was huge and popular back then?

I guess girls didn't know the word "shaved pussy" when I see classic porn movies on these retro tubes?

Yep, you're right! It was the hairy pussy galore era! Back in those ancient days, it was fashionable for not only Japanese and Asian girls to have a big bush between their legs. Also, you are free to not like what I am about to say, but I don't care! Famous models, actresses and timeless pornstars from the old days are way more hot than the ones today. Well, not anymore, because those young 18+ teens turned into MILFs and grannies. Watching mature beauties like Brigitte Lahaie, Christy Canyon (I used to date her), Ginger Lynn, Nina Hartley, Traci Lords, Annette Haven, Marilyn Jess, Candy Samples, Vanessa Del Rio or others, will always make my heart wild and my mind dirty.

I should say that, besides me, Ron Jeremy probably fucked all of them anal, creampied their pussies and gave them a facial cumshot. Ron is probably like the Chuck Norris of the adult industry with the number of women that he fucked in his career! He's the hero that everybody looked up to and was jealous about. How did this antique legend keep his cock hard, when viagra wasn't even invented??? And bareback coition, you say? That's right! You rarely would see a condom in an orgy scene, because AIDS was probably too afraid to show up with Ronny fucking around!

Link: YouTube (Ron Jeremy trolling Miley Cyrus' "Wrecking Ball". WARNING! Prepare yourself for multiple orgasms, ladies!)

PornDude, are you sure that I won't lose my erection when I watch these retro sex videos?

A hole is a hole, motherfucker and if you're straight, your dick will go up, if you see one, whether it has hair on it or not! If by any chance you are younger than me (which you are, because I am as old as time and immortal) and you have never seen a full-length retro porn movie on a VHS or Betamax tape, try out this list of free tube sites for a few days and see why I like to call those classic sex movies, oldies but goldies from the 60s, 70s, 80s and 90s era. Consider it as a lesson in the history of pornography!

Where are the days, when I used to jerk off on the toilet using my stepbrother's socks, my stepsister's Nivea cream as lube and my stepmother's lingerie magazine as masturbation material? We would share our stepfather's playboy or penthouse magazine at school with our friends. These nude babes were our first experience with a pussy, our sex education and basically took our virginity and innocence! For those of you that know what I'm talking about, let's all cum tribute to the amazing girls that started it all! Oh, cheating aunt Kay Parker and private teacher Jenna Jameson, I miss you!